Club Houston

As these clubs go, this one is quite nice. Clean. The facility is maintained. The staff, hit or miss but they've always been perfectly decent folks when faced approached w decency. The crowd is also hit or miss. The steam room is above avg. The pool is nice. The hit tub is way over chlorinated (this is why the grout is wasting away. It's been there FOR EVER and a day, so they're obviously doing something right. If I had to complain, the bed and pillow are worse than prison gear. Lol but I don't think many ppl go there to catch some sleep, tho if u did it's a cheap place to crash for 8 hrs.

BRING DOXY PREP! And double your dosage….On their busiest night they fail the Clients. They cannot process people fast enough and the line backs up to out the door. Y’all need to hire more people during your peak hours… seriously!! I left I can find more fun on sniffies or grinder or FET life parties . Your not the only game in town but you tend to think so with your lousy customer service..

Your staff is incredibly rude! I called an Uber around 6AM and your staff member who called himself "Norman" told me he had to investigate everywhere I went. Where I went was the table infront of the checkout to lay down my items and spend 5 dollars on a Gatorade. He was condescending and plain rude. Perhaps you should either chose your staff better or train them. Also since your staff is so investigative, perhaps you could keep people with their mobile phones out of the dark rooms. What a shame this is the only establishment of the art in the area as you seem to be taking pride in your staffs poor behaviour.

The one star is because I couldn’t leave zero. From the unprofessional, rude, and obnoxious front desk staff to the nonsensical made up policies that exist at none of the others, this club is definitely a black eye on the series. Did I mention how rude and obnoxious the staff is? Definitely worth repeating.

The place was nice, rooms were decent, and the staff was helpful too guide thur the building I love to come back again someday

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Not sure if the owner sees these online reviews, but this club is well managed, recently remodeled, very spacious, reasonably priced, and kept very clean! That being said, maybe the management should consider offering free locker or low-price locker to youth 18-24, like other many club franchises did. with many colleges along the red line, that would certainly attract other crowds and boost traffic. Since cell phone is not allowed take photos of the facilities, the management should upload a few of photos of the facilities to some of social media sites. (screenshot is from their website, but there are more areas not shown on their website gallery) Their jacuzzi is very large and warm, next to the pool, and has some view over the main shower area. The gym floor and the relaxing sofas are nice but look a bit too spacious and underutilized, maybe can shrink the gym floor and sofa area to add another maze or dark room on the first floor. For a few days visiting the club over the long weekend at different time, the crowds seem to be unpredictable when they would come, some hot guys left during late dinner time, while others come late waiting to check at mid-night. Big thumbs up for crews bleaching the floors, cleaning rooms, and replacing the hot waters of the jacuzzi.

I enjoy my visits here. Every has been nice each time I come. I think the negative reviews are more around people not getting their way and not wanting to adhere to the guidelines set in place. I wish they would bring back half priced rooms on Thursday though.